About Emp-tea.

Teas of Laughter. Emp-tea is a new fangled, politically correct, entirely organic form of intelligent entertainment. Our jokes are not at all silly, no. In fact, it often takes great brain power to understand them, so if you find yourself scratching your head, take a spoonful of cod-liver oil with your emp-tea until their meaning dawns on you.

Contributors

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Moose-saga


Something very silly, but let it be a lesson to us all... Always be careful when ordering your moussaka, as it may just be that you get a moose-saga.

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Specialiteas





Coming Soon - The Specialiteas Zine! From Emp-tea publications!

Monday, 18 July 2011

Edward

Edward the Wheeled Butler

Cannot speak, therefore communicates by mime
(After all, it is only polite)

Serving Emptea's every need since 2011
<3 Edward <3

Hmmmmmmm...

Does this person practise their 'intelligent face' in front of the mirror for hours on end...?

Guess who, guess who!


A scary lady at the best of times, but her home made pickles are surprisingly nice..