About Emp-tea.

Teas of Laughter. Emp-tea is a new fangled, politically correct, entirely organic form of intelligent entertainment. Our jokes are not at all silly, no. In fact, it often takes great brain power to understand them, so if you find yourself scratching your head, take a spoonful of cod-liver oil with your emp-tea until their meaning dawns on you.

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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

emp-tea: the positives and negatives

positives
- it doesn't taste bad
- you can't spill it
- no washing up to do
- 0 calories
- effortless to make
- cheap

negatives
- it doesn't taste like anything
- doesn't quench your thirst


Emp-tea definitely has more positives! Start drinking your daily cup of emp-tea today!
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