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Thursday, 10 March 2011

SKY SHEEP!



There is NOTHING like 100% genuine sky sheep wool. It is silky and soft and made of only the finest cumulonimbus cloud.

If you are not familiar with sky sheep (shame on you)... let me tell you, they are magnificent creatures. They feast on rainbows and are usually very friendly... Unless they've just eaten lightening, in which case you should avoid them at all costs.


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  1. Unknown11 March 2011 at 00:42

    HAHAHA ahh that still has me giggling. "Thank you sky sheep!"

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