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Teas of Laughter. Emp-tea is a new fangled, politically correct, entirely organic form of intelligent entertainment. Our jokes are not at all silly, no. In fact, it often takes great brain power to understand them, so if you find yourself scratching your head, take a spoonful of cod-liver oil with your emp-tea until their meaning dawns on you.

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Wednesday, 13 July 2011


Beware of the man with the wide brimmed hat,
And no upper lip, with teeth like a rat.
Beneath his secret beige trench coat,
Are stolen bunnies and possibly a goat.

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