Bananas have peelings too!

Helloo....hello! Calling out from the murky depths of fourth year, its your Emptea companions Dani & Jo. Lately we've been livin' it up in the studio (no, really... this is our home now) consuming a lot of tea and talking a lot of nonsense genius talk. It has come to our attention that some of you have not yet migrated this year; to combat this we have made a public health poster which you should all study very carefully:

Similarly, in the interest of your health you should also watch out for the bacon rash. Its a very serious medical issue highlighted by this week's The (young) Apprentice. Joanna has illustrated this handy guide for anyone who thinks they make have bacon rash. Remember your oinkment, folks!

SO, I bet you've all been desperate for a glimpse of our alteregos, Violet and Petunia. They've been with 9us for rather a while now... yes, let me think.. was it 1972? Oh dear, oh dear, pass me the tea would you Violet? Yes, well anyway... 

     (this is based on a 2 hour conversation this week. No, really...)

    Finally, I will leave you on this note - from a dear friend of mine, banana...

Yours sincerely,

Melon

(P.s... how IS Henry?)